By Hannah Larson
Aries March 21—April 19
This month your imagination will ignite and your creativity will flourish. Your love of the creepy, crawly, bloody and gory will be greatly appreciated.
Taurus April 20—May 20
The cold will get to you this month, and the wind will create an unshakeable chill. Watch for shadows crossing the roads because there’s a chance you’ll repeat what you did last summer.
Gemini May 21—June 20
As always your dual personality will be your downfall. You will make an unfortunate decision while you’re in your “Mr. Hyde” state of mind, and when you return to “Dr. Jekyll” it’ll be too late.
Cancer June 21—July 22
Getting out of bed will be just as hard as escaping from the black lagoon. You will face multiple problems, but you will rise from the dead, in a way, to overcome them.
Leo July 23—August 22
This is the month to go out and explore. Your courage and bravery will keep you alive, so there is no need to fear the cabin in the woods.
Virgo August 23—September 22
You will become more curious this month, which leads to some questioning on your part. Your unknown background will come into play. Watch out where you go snooping because you might find out you’re the younger sibling of Michael Myers.
Libra September 23—October 22
This month, be prepared to be overwhelmed with obstacles coming. You should avoid following your paper boat down a storm drain or taking a balloon from a strange clown across the road.
Scorpio October 23—November 21
You will begin to see some things you may not want to see, but there is no need to worry; these visions won’t drag you to hell. Instead, let them be a cautionary tale.
Sagittarius November 22—December 21
Your dreams will begin to seem real this month. Each and every nightmare might create the impression that you’re being clawed apart, but you will later realize it’s all in your head… or is it?
Capricorn December 22—January 19
There might be some unknown sounds in the middle of the night that frighten you, but there will be no necessary reason to get a camera and record yourself sleeping. If you do, you will realize how much you snore.
Aquarius January 20—February 18
The smallest disturbances will alarm you, and you will start to notice the supernatural occurrences. Your hunch will lead you to the idea that your neighbor may be a vampire or a vicious man-beast. Just look at his cape and pointy teeth!
Pisces February 19—March 20
This is the perfect month to go and take a mini-vacation. If you choose a hotel up in the mountains, be sure you check the halls for twin girls or “REDRUM” written across your door. Remember that all work and no play will make you a dull boy.