The Haystack

Gossip Farm

Gossip Farm

April 5, 2019

Dying Hair Lowers IQ

Dying Hair Lowers IQ

April 2, 2019

Prestigious Institution Opens Doors for Seniors

April 2, 2019

Filed under Satire, Showcase

As the year begins to wind down, many seniors are still scrambling to figure out their plans for next year. Some may start a new job, some may head off to college, more still may join up with or otherwise be abducted and conscript...

Freshmen: The Freshest People Around

Leo Humphrey, Rookie Reporter

April 2, 2019

Filed under Satire

Studies on the freshmen population in Wheat Ridge High School have been living among them. They are known for being the best people in Wheat Ridge High school doing such heroic deeds such as making the bathrooms smell like man...

From Cemetery to Table

From Cemetery to Table

March 22, 2019

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