The Haystack

Freshmen on Trading Block

Fire Noonan, Rookie Reporter

April 5, 2018

Filed under Satire

In the 2017 to 2018 school year, there are currently about 1,200 students enrolled at Wheat Ridge High School; almost 400 of these students are freshmen. In regards to the sport field, the class of 2021 will be traded through ...

Letter to the Editor: Hands off Mama Lee!

April 4, 2018

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Dear Haystack Editor, I wrote a few days ago to the principal complaining about another 14 of The Haystack’s articles. As usual, I was keeping my nightly vigil of the website in wait for more disputable information to be...

Lunch Line Comic

Lunch Line Comic

March 23, 2018

Vaping Movement Steams up, Student Handbook Revised in its Favor

Savannah Spaulding, Rookie Reporter

March 23, 2018

Filed under Satire

“Vape Nation” is a fad that has hit schools across the world. Starting from kids hitting mods in the school bathrooms to hitting them in the classroom, students at Wheat Ridge High School have started a “Vaping Movement” to ...

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