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Horoscopes

Zoey Terry, Staff Writer

March 23, 2018

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Aries (March 21- April 19) Your dream is to be number one, the center of attention, and to rule the world. But you make life decisions like a 12-year-old, like whether to go to bed or play Fortnite. So you always end up ri...

Wave of Oppression Knocking Socks and Sandals off Students

Julles Marquez, Staff Writer

March 23, 2018

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Dress code facilitator and sophomore English teacher Matthew Couch was found brutally brawling sophomore student Bridgette Garner on April 2, at Wheat Ridge High School in room 21 due to Garner’s decision to wear an outrageous ...

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