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High School Tips Every Freshman Needs To Know

Madison Kime, Staff Writter

March 22, 2019

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Becoming a high schooler is one of the most terrifying responsibilites ever. You come from a middle school where everyone was way below average and still in their cringy stages of life. The first thing that you absolutely have ...

Freshmen on Trading Block

Fire Noonan, Rookie Reporter

April 5, 2018

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In the 2017 to 2018 school year, there are currently about 1,200 students enrolled at Wheat Ridge High School; almost 400 of these students are freshmen. In regards to the sport field, the class of 2021 will be traded through ...

Letter to the Editor: Hands off Mama Lee!

April 4, 2018

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Dear Haystack Editor, I wrote a few days ago to the principal complaining about another 14 of The Haystack’s articles. As usual, I was keeping my nightly vigil of the website in wait for more disputable information to be...

Lunch Line Comic

Lunch Line Comic

March 23, 2018

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