Satire – Page 3 – The Haystack

Elway Triumphantly Limps Out of Retirement

Brendan Jordan, Sports Editor
April 5, 2018

Lead Poisoning Leads to Monstrosity in School

Melody Maendel, Rookie Reporter
April 5, 2018

Why Donald Trump is Just the Freaking Best

Joey Huckaby, Marketing Editor
April 4, 2018

What It’s Like to be a Woman in These Times

Nevaeh Valtierra, Features Editor
April 4, 2018

Murphy Sacked for Lack of Objective

Samuel Reich, Staff Writer
April 4, 2018

Letter to the Editor: Hands off Mama Lee!

April 4, 2018

Lunch Line Comic

Andrew Weaver, Rookie Reporter
March 23, 2018

GT Parents Finally Shut Down the School Newspaper

Jaime Bangert
March 23, 2018

My Undying Affection for My High School’s Carpet

Madison Kime, Staff Writer
March 23, 2018

Cure for Senioritis Created; Appalled Students Hold Massive Protest

Samuel Reich, Staff Writer
March 23, 2018

Vaping Movement Steams up, Student Handbook Revised in its Favor

Savannah Spaulding, Rookie Reporter
March 23, 2018

AXE Attacks Spark Raging Debate Over Deodorant Control

Aydan Harr, Staff Writer
March 23, 2018

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