Satire – Page 3 – The Haystack

GT Parents Finally Shut Down the School Newspaper

March 23, 2018

My Undying Affection for My High School’s Carpet

March 23, 2018

Cure for Senioritis Created; Appalled Students Hold Massive Protest

March 23, 2018

Vaping Movement Steams up, Student Handbook Revised in its Favor

Savannah Spaulding, Rookie Reporter

March 23, 2018

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“Vape Nation” is a fad that has hit schools across the world. Starting from kids hitting mods in the school bathrooms to hitting them in the classroom, students at Wheat Ridge High School have started a “Vaping Movement” to ...

AXE Attacks Spark Raging Debate Over Deodorant Control

March 23, 2018

Final Thoughts From the Editor

March 23, 2018

Fire Alarms: Highlight of the Year

March 23, 2018

Students Release Hate for Crappy Bathrooms with Boycott

March 23, 2018

Summer Reading Program Under A Doping Investigation

March 23, 2018

Student Pulls Oﬀ Epic Senior Prank, Hopes of Successful Career Flipped Backwards

March 23, 2018

Horoscopes

Zoey Terry, Staff Writer

March 23, 2018

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Aries (March 21- April 19) Your dream is to be number one, the center of attention, and to rule the world. But you make life decisions like a 12-year-old, like whether to go to bed or play Fortnite. So you always end up ri...

Wave of Oppression Knocking Socks and Sandals off Students

Julles Marquez, Staff Writer

March 23, 2018

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Dress code facilitator and sophomore English teacher Matthew Couch was found brutally brawling sophomore student Bridgette Garner on April 2, at Wheat Ridge High School in room 21 due to Garner’s decision to wear an outrageous ...